Performance Lab Company 18 is comprised of twelve final year Performance for Stage and Screen students from Sheffield Hallam University.
PERFORMANCE LAB COMPANY 18
The Wolf Who is Extinct /
Originally from South Africa, where it is rumoured she keeps three lions as pets, Suzie is now an international jetsetter and celebrity (well, to the one subscriber she has on her YouTube channel). Some of her most famous work includes 4-hour long performances of devised ballet dancing where most of the audience (family and friends) were coerced or forced into attending, numerous cameo appearances in Nativity Scenes and her most critically acclaimed work as ‘3rd woman’ in A Tale of Two Cities. In her free time, she enjoys correcting people’s grammar, discussing the uses of ‘who’ and ‘whom’ and loudly singing along to guilty pleasures in the car.
The Badger Who Has Been Hit By A Car
Bubbly and loud (doesn’t have an indoor voice) Also a chatterbox. Dog lover. Has very long arms and legs. The type of person to ask 101 questions when watching a film. Always hungry. Studied drama and dance at Aquinas College, Stockport. Proud to say I have Scoliosis – a spinal condition.
The S.T.A.G. /
An actor from Birmingham. Recently graduated from a University Campus Barnsley with a foundation degree in Acting For Touring Theatre. Set to graduate again next year from Sheffield Hallam with a top-up degree in Performance and Professional Practice (confusing I know). When she’s not performing she can be found in her room in her flat enjoying her ‘me’ time. This usually involved Netflix, music, The Sims, food, a good book and sleep.
Old Mate Nietzsche /
Son of TREEFXXXER /
Bakes banana carrot surprises in her spare time. Has a weird interest in one specific historical Irish woman, also Henry VIII’s wives. Made her dance teacher cry once, but, like, in a good way. Is a musical trivia fact sheet (unless the musical is Hamilton).
Reverend of the Universal Life /
The Interrupter /
Not witty enough to come up with a funny biography.
Am similar to Tinkerbell in that, if she don’t receive applause she will die. She’ll let your conscience handle that one. Will work for pennies. Hire her. Also, if you feel like buying her a celebratory drink after the show, please do. She’s a poor student.
Die Die Diogenes /
Techxpert. Assumed rebel. Welsh. [Insert very bad South Walian accent here]. Has perfect pitch, but we’re not supposed to tell you that…Shit…We just did…Forget that happened.
*Mic drop!* Except thats not how we handle sound equipment, so it’s more
*Gently place mic on ground*
*Exeunt stage left*
Michel Fuck-Oh /
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One of Two Pretty Babe in the Woods /
Another TREEFXXXER /
This rare red headed specimen specialises in not giving a TREEFXXK. Trained for many years at BodyWork Company Cambridge. She is often found procrastinating to the sounds of 90’s RnB. Susceptible to a cheeky white wine spritzer. She’s not entirely sure when dinner is…. but she’ll find out for you 😁
Mother of an Apple Tree /
Born and bread Manchester girl, yes she is red over blue. Had a fish called leafy that loved to swim upside down and backwards.
She loves to shop and spend money- in particular other peoples. She just wanted to remind you that Christmas is coming up and she’d love a new car.
One of Two Pretty Babes in the Wood /
Karl Marxxx /
Musical theatre connoisseur. Enjoys dancing around her room in pyjamas and singing too loud in the shower. Eats a hell of a lot of chocolate. Pretends like she can play instruments but really just hopes for the best. Cries at last twice a week. Loves Shakespeare, which might make you question why she’s here.
Slave King Žižek /
One of Two Pretty Babes in the Wood /
Expert at bullshitting and pretending she has any idea what she’s talking about. Is often like a duck that seems all peaceful on top but underneath is kicking like hell. That’s a lie, the top is kicking like hell too. Loves food. All food. Except banana, eww. Currently survives on coffee, monster and about 4 hours sleep. Has really chubby cheeks. Special talent pulling weird faces due to chubby cheeks.
Father of an Apple Tree /
When he’s not obsessed with FXXXKING TREES, you can find Jacob studying at Sheffield Hallam. He’s a passionate actor and writer. HOWEVER If you see him near a forest or park please dial 999 and call the police immediately for indecent acts to plant life…